I spent the whole day in a seat

I spent the whole day in a seat
With nothing but popcorn to eat
While a flickering screen
Cast a pale, ghostly sheen -
For a workin' geek, that's quite a treat.

Bobby's been bathing in brine

Bobby's been bathing in brine
His skin and his hair have a shine
A kiss on the lips
And a sandwich and chips -
"Dang, Bobby, you sure do taste fine!"

My uncle Tim's notable girth

My uncle Tim's notable girth
Once threatened the orbit of Earth
At some scientists' urging,
He soon started purging
And zumba'd for all he was worth.

I ordered a plate of fried liver

I ordered a plate of fried liver
That started to squirm and to quiver
The pitcher of cream
Then emitted a scream
That made my spine stiffen and shiver.

There once was a crook, last name Claus

There once was a crook, last name Claus
Who flouted the trespassing laws
In the bleak dead of winter
He'd break and he'd enter
House after house, without pause.