Said a bright student named Jade, "Oh!
I'll do a school project on Plato!"
Teach' gave her a rave
And A+ on the cave
That she fashioned from handfuls of Play-doh.
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Monday, February 26, 2018
A Scotsman who went by "McManus"
A Scotsman who went by "McManus"
Often found reason to pain us
Over his haggis
He'd constantly nag us,
"My last name just don't rhyme with 'anus'!"
Often found reason to pain us
Over his haggis
He'd constantly nag us,
"My last name just don't rhyme with 'anus'!"
Sunday, February 25, 2018
A girl with a mouthful of cheese
A girl with a mouthful of cheese
Was seized by a thunderous sneeze
Her bulging cheeks popped
The pizza got topped
And her brother said, "One more slice, please?"
Was seized by a thunderous sneeze
Her bulging cheeks popped
The pizza got topped
And her brother said, "One more slice, please?"
Monday, February 19, 2018
I can't fight this feeling anymore
This urge I can't fight anymore
Just what did I start fighting for?
My canoe I will dock
Sit and muse and take stock
And besides, I just dropped my one oar.
Sunday, February 18, 2018
A shaggy Canadian moose
A shaggy Canadian moose
Was well-known for his filthy caboose
The amount of poutine
That he ate was obscene
And it made his stools runny and loose.
Was well-known for his filthy caboose
The amount of poutine
That he ate was obscene
And it made his stools runny and loose.
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