Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Said a bright student named Jade, "Oh!"

Said a bright student named Jade, "Oh!
I'll do a school project on Plato!"
Teach' gave her a rave
And A+ on the cave
That she fashioned from handfuls of Play-doh.

Monday, February 26, 2018

A Scotsman who went by "McManus"

A Scotsman who went by "McManus"
Often found reason to pain us
Over his haggis
He'd constantly nag us,
"My last name just don't rhyme with 'anus'!"

Sunday, February 25, 2018

A girl with a mouthful of cheese

A girl with a mouthful of cheese
Was seized by a thunderous sneeze
Her bulging cheeks popped
The pizza got topped
And her brother said, "One more slice, please?"

Monday, February 19, 2018

I can't fight this feeling anymore

This urge I can't fight anymore
Just what did I start fighting for?
My canoe I will dock
Sit and muse and take stock
And besides, I just dropped my one oar.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

A shaggy Canadian moose

A shaggy Canadian moose
Was well-known for his filthy caboose
The amount of poutine
That he ate was obscene
And it made his stools runny and loose.